Bringing Up the Rear

One thing I've really gotten into here in Asia is their great toilets. Actually, not so much the toilets as the way they deal with their asses when they've finished doing their thing. In the West, we just grab a pile of toilet paper and kind of smear it all around back there. However, in Asia they actually use a little water squirter (like the one you probably have by your kitchen sink) and clean up properly.

Of course, the downside to the Asian way is that you spend a decent amount of time walking around with a vaguely damp ass. But that's a hell of a lot better than skid marks, right?

Posted by flow Frazao on July 15, 2005 at 11:19 PM in Japan | Permalink