Friday, 08 October 2004
How many Bush officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light.
Posted by flow Frazao on October 8, 2004 at 04:00 PM in Funny Bush | Permalink
I saw this version the other day too.
It takes TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: "For changing the light bulb or for darkness"
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light! Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Note that the lightbulb never actually gets changed. This is Very Important.
Posted by: Calabane | Oct 8, 2004 5:19:39 PM
I like that one much better. Tough to remember with out a cheatsheet though...
Posted by: smooveJ | Oct 8, 2004 10:59:32 PM
heeheehee! they're both great! :)
Posted by: mel | Oct 8, 2004 11:22:26 PM
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