PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM PORNOGRAPHY

Now that it's over and we're all safe, I can mention the following (straight from the White House website):

We have committed significant resources to the Department
of Justice to intensify investigative and prosecutorial efforts to
combat obscenity, child pornography, and child sexual exploi-ta-tion*
on the Internet. We are vigorously prosecuting and severely punishing
those who would harm our children. Last July, the Department of
Homeland Security launched Operation Predator, an initiative to help
identify child predators, rescue children depicted in child
pornography, and prosecute those responsible for making and
distributing child pornography.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of
America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution
and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through
November 1, 2003, as Protection From Pornography Week. I call upon
public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people
of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and
activities.

You know what? I don't want to hear about the Guvmint protecting me against porn until they've caught every single terrorist in the entire fucking world.
Did you do that yet George? Because I seem to be under the impression
that there are a couple of guys running around you said you were
protecting us from whom you have yet to bring back. Until you do I'd
like to think that our resources weren't being exploi-ted in such
unbelievably retarded ways.
*It actually says this. Swear to God.

Posted by flow Frazao on November 5, 2003 at 11:56 AM | Permalink