Weird Earls

• Here's a line of pre-pixelated clothes suitable for wearing on television shows where the producers don't want to worry about clearing the rights to clothing logos.

• The Smoking Gun brings us Dick Cheney's backstage requirements. Of course, all the televisions need to be preset to the Fox News Channel. No, seriously.

• Texas Police are busting drunks... in bars:
  

  SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) -- Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said Wednesday.

  The first sting operation was conducted recently in a Dallas suburb where agents infiltrated 36 bars and arrested 30 people for public intoxication, said the commission's Carolyn Beck.

  Being in a bar does not exempt one from the state laws against public drunkenness, Beck said.

  President George W. Bush has come out in favor of the program, saying "The thing is, when people get drunk to the point of intoxificationism they usually wind up having unprotected sex, which as we all know leads to abortions. We can't have that in a culture of life."

  Sen. Ted Kennedy, meanwhile, has pledged to fight the legislation all the way to the Supreme Court.

  
  Okay, maybe I made up the last two paragraphs, but come on. Stupid fucking Texans.

• Piss-controlled urinal-based video games

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