Cheney Less Popular Than Adultery

As I'm sure you've heard, George Bush's approval rating has dropped to 35%. Dick Cheney's, meanwhile, is at 19%.

Of course, popularity is a relative notion. To put it in context, let's take a look at how the Puppetmaster's approval rating compares to a few other things:

According to previous surveys (scroll down in the link), the Vice-President is two points less popular than cheating on your spouse and seven points behind corporal punishment in schools. He trails the number of Americans who believe alien beings have secretly contacted the U.S. government by 18 points. Similarly, George Bush now trails the number of people who think astrology is scientific by five points.

Of course, there is a certain percentage of people who will believe any crazy-ass thing you can possibly imagine. For example, it would appear that there are around 35% of Americans who seem to believe secret prisons, endless war, and tax cuts for rich people are pretty good ideas.

Posted by flow Frazao on November 6, 2005 at 10:53 PM in Funny Bush | Permalink