Monday, 04 October 2004

Happens To The Best Of Us

An easy enough mistake to make:

A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Yet another reason to remember to feed the dog.

Posted by flow Frazao on October 4, 2004 at 11:35 PM in Random News | Permalink



Comments

I'm not sure whether that says something bad about his penis, or the chicken.
Do you think he killed the chicken when he got back home?

Posted by: Gale | Oct 4, 2004 11:42:42 PM



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