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Friday, 16 July 2004

Just Keeping You On Your Toes

On July 12 George Bush declared that America is safer thanks to his Presidency:

"Today because America has acted, and because America has led, the forces of terror and tyranny have suffered defeat after defeat, and America and the world are safer," Bush told employees at Oak Ridge National Laboratory."

"But wait!!" You cry, "Didn't the CIA just announce that the threat is the highest it's been since 9/11?"

Wellllll, it depends what you mean by "just". If you mean July 13, then that would be a Yes:

The terrorist threat against the United States in the run-up to the November election is as serious as at any time since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, acting CIA Director John McLaughlin said on Tuesday.

"This is about as serious a threat environment as I have seen since 9/11," said McLaughlin, the deputy director who took over on Sunday.

"OH MY GOD!! THEY'RE COMING!! EVERYBODY RUN!!"

"Be calm. Stand down. There's no specific threat. Nothing to worry about"

"FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS SOMEBODY HELP US!! GO BUY SOME DUCT TAPE!! THEY'RE ALL AROUND US!! AIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"



Gotcha!

Posted by SmooveJ Zao on July 16, 2004 at 11:07 AM in ReDefeat Bush | Permalink



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