Wednesday, 21 July 2004
And I Want To Be Able To Breathe Underwater
The man is obviously either insane or retarded. Possibly both:
After launching two wars, President Bush said on Tuesday he wanted to be a "peace president" and took swipes at his Democratic rivals for being lawyers and weak on defense.
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"The enemy declared war on us," Bush told a re-election rally in Cedar Rapids. "Nobody wants to be the war president. I want to be the peace president... The next four years will be peaceful years." Bush used the words "peace" or "peaceful" a total of 20 times.
George Bush would also like to be:
- The Environmental President
- The Balanced Budget President
- The Complete Sentence President
- The President Who Can Shoot Webs From His Wrists, Swing From Buildings And Save The Day
"I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign policy matters with war on my mind."
- President Bush, 2/8/04
Posted by flow Frazao on July 21, 2004 at 07:52 AM in Funny Bush | Permalink
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