Why Do Umbrellas Hate America?

First of all, notice that the guy next to him doesn't seem to be having any trouble at all. Unless perhaps this was a "God tried to suck George Bush into the blades of the presidential helicopter" sort of event.

In any case, someone else might have assessed the situation, surmised that the umbrella was hopelessly screwy, and put it down instead of stubbornly holding it up as if nothing were seriously wrong. But that
wouldn't really be George Bush's style, would it?

Posted by flow Frazao on June 2, 2004 at 11:25 AM in Funny Bush | Permalink